The Heaps Normal
Ascension Program
Can non-alc beer make a better person?
Welcome, my child. The search for your inner truth has begun with a holotropic monorail to dietary enlightenment. When combined with regular exercise, sleep and a balanced diet, our 24-can program works every time. Surrender your cash, suspend your belief and sip on this oral ice bath. Namaste.
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Meet heaps normal’s chief wellness officer
Ragina has made it her life-long focus to help people on the path to personal betterness. Having gone by many titles, from Influential Individual to Life Coach, this is Ragina’s first “corporate” job title and email signature… Although she refuses to send or receive emails because “they are just a real vibe vacuum”.
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Ready to take the next step? Congratulations! It’s the first one on your path to dietary and spiritual enlightenment.
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